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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace)


soulfisting:

soulfisting:

soulfisting:

soulfisting:

GURRLLL, GURRLL I’M SRS!! MHMMMMM. AH KNOW, AH KNOW! I TELL HIM, I KNOW I TELL HIM DON’ JUMP IN THA PIT SAM, DON’ YOU DARE BOI AN’ WHAT DOES ‘E GO DO? I SWEAR TA JESUS, DEM BOIS ARE GONNA BE THA DEATH O’ ME


HUN YOU’RE PREACHIN’ TO THA CHOIR! DEM BOIS ARE STUPIDER THAN AH BOX O’ DEMONS. I HEAR YA, I HEAR YA! GUESS WE GON’ HAVE TA SAVE THA SORRY ASSES! MMMMHMMM. I TELL DEAN, YOU BES’ NOT GO FIGHT LUCI AN’ HE JUS’ DON’ LISTEN! 


YOU GUYS BE SRS?! YOU GON BE KILLED, I’M TELLIN’ YA! LUCI IS A’ EVIL MOTHAFUCKA AN’ WILL RIP YO WEAVE OU’ BEFORE YOU CAN HOLLA! I’M TELLIN’ YA! WHATEVA, WHATEVA, I AIN’T BRINGIN’ YA’LL BACK TA THA LIVIN’ IF YA GET YO ASS DEAD.


I think I have the wrong number.
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soulfisting:

soulfisting:

soulfisting:

soulfisting:

GURRLLL, GURRLL I’M SRS!! MHMMMMM. AH KNOW, AH KNOW! I TELL HIM, I KNOW I TELL HIM DON’ JUMP IN THA PIT SAM, DON’ YOU DARE BOI AN’ WHAT DOES ‘E GO DO? I SWEAR TA JESUS, DEM BOIS ARE GONNA BE THA DEATH O’ ME

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HUN YOU’RE PREACHIN’ TO THA CHOIR! DEM BOIS ARE STUPIDER THAN AH BOX O’ DEMONS. I HEAR YA, I HEAR YA! GUESS WE GON’ HAVE TA SAVE THA SORRY ASSES! MMMMHMMM. I TELL DEAN, YOU BES’ NOT GO FIGHT LUCI AN’ HE JUS’ DON’ LISTEN! 

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YOU GUYS BE SRS?! YOU GON BE KILLED, I’M TELLIN’ YA! LUCI IS A’ EVIL MOTHAFUCKA AN’ WILL RIP YO WEAVE OU’ BEFORE YOU CAN HOLLA! I’M TELLIN’ YA! WHATEVA, WHATEVA, I AIN’T BRINGIN’ YA’LL BACK TA THA LIVIN’ IF YA GET YO ASS DEAD.

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I think I have the wrong number.

(Source: wendigo)